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"The Politically Incorrect Ethnic Joke Book" by Gerry Manners

Gerry Manners is a kangaroo-humping Aussie who has put together a huge collection of offensive, politically incorrect ethnic jokes (hence the title )

Here's what Gerry has to say:

"Some of the jokes within this collection may be deemed to be offensive to some people. However, it should be recognised that most jokes, if not all jokes, would be deemed to be offensive to some people. Let's face it, just about every joke ever told contains something offensive that will get right up the nose of some nit-picking little bureaucratic git sitting in a stuffy office with nothing better to do than spoil everybody else's fun. Just because jokes offend some people is no case for censorship. Humour, of all varieties, exists for those who enjoy it. Wowsers and those who are "politically correct" should come to terms with this."

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The Big Book of Irish Jokes.

Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".

Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".

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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".

The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."

So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"

And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."

The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that.

The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"

The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."

The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
 

This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you'll find anywhere. You'll laugh so hard you'll blow Guinness out your nose.

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"The Online Joke Book Collection: A Collection Of On-Line Jokes And Stories Collected From Friends And Unknown Web Travelers" by Edward Goss

This collection includes Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of the Online Joke Book. That's over 250 pages of jokes and miscellaneous humor. If you can't find something funny in here, then you'd better check you have a pulse.

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"Get Paid to Make People Laugh"
(without being a comedian or a clown)... by John Cantu

Imagine getting paid to make people laugh... even if you can't tell a joke. It's perhaps the most fun way to earn an extra $700 to $7,000 a month ever created. And, you can do it part time -- at your convenience -- or full time. It's completely up to you. How?

Humor coach and former owner of the legendary San Francisco comedy club, the Holy City Zoo,  John Cantu was interviewed to uncover the never-before-revealed -- and fail-safe -- approaches he has used with his clients over the past 30 years.

This ebook is packed with practical, easy-to-implement, and often surprising information. For example, it makes absolutely no difference how young, old, tall, short, funny, attractive, educated or shy you may be. And, no specialized skills are required. You don't even need to be good at telling jokes.

Cantu says: "If you are able to talk to other people, you can succeed at earning money with humor!"

Best of all, Cantu shows you exactly how in this entertaining and to-the-point ebook. It is filled with ingenious, easy to use, no-fail ideas, techniques and methods... guaranteed to work for you.

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 "Seven Secrets Comedy Writers and Comedians Use to Create Humor"

Every profession has its own closely guarded tips and techniques for success. And  this step by step report, reveals seven of those humor tips and techniques that professional "funny folk" use to make you laugh out loud.

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"Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor"

There are over two dozen ways you can get paid for making people laugh without having to deliver snappy one-liners or take a pie in the face. You can write it or you can talk it. This concise report gives you that extra edge you've been looking for to make people laugh.

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"The Fun Factor: 10 Ways You Can Be Happier... Right Now!"
by Clifford Kuhn

From the Introduction by comedy legend Jerry Lewis...

"You’re in for an unusual treat, a treat that is only exceeded by the treat I’m getting writing the foreword to this wonderful book by my friend, Cliff Kuhn. When I received the manuscript I couldn’t wait to read it, and read it I did, twice. And I’m proud to be a small part of what I believe is one of the best “how to” books I have ever read. The “how to” aspect comes from one of the most prolific men of medicine I have ever known. As well as being an expert about laughter and the healing power it can bring, Cliff Kuhn brings us into the broader world of humor that has been either verboten or laid back so far that no one has recognized it. It needed someone like Cliff to breathe some air into it for all to see and understand."

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"The World's Largest & Most Pointless Collection of Sexual Euphemisms"

A euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.

So instead of saying Penis, why not say Beef Bayonet or Goo Pipe?

Why say Vagina when you can say Sausage Wallet or Axe wound?

Burping the worm, Dishonorable discharge, and Tussle with your muscle all sound like fun. Or how about Digging for clam or Tiptoe through the twolips.

Fun Bags, Flesh Melons, Pointer sisters... need I go on?

This collection has hundreds and hundreds of euphemisms for men's bits, women's bits, playing with bits, connecting bits and more. All arranged alphabetically.

The Joke Master Series

The Joke Master Series was specifically designed by professional comedian and author Steve Roye to show both the average person and professionals alike how to improve their joke telling abilities to the maximum extent possible.

Special FREE Bonus #10

"The Joke Master Series Volume 1:
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In this guide you will discover the secrets for:

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"The Joke Master Series Volume 2:
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Have you ever told a joke and had the people just stare at you?  Would you like to increase the laughter response you get when you do tell a joke?

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• The #1 most important aspect of joke delivery and to make it work for you
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• Preparation techniques used by the pros
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You have one shot to tell a joke, get it right and get the laughs you deserve from telling that joke.

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Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes details the most critical joke telling mistakes that people usually make when they tell a joke and it flops.

Your jokes won't flop if you know the mistakes to avoid!

Comedy Secrets For Speakers Series

The Comedy Secrets For Speakers Series by Steve Roye is specifically designed for speaking professionals and presenters. This series capitalizes on the foundational work in the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide as it applies to speaking publicly and adding comedy, humor and jokes to speeches and presentations..

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You don't have to become a professional comedian in order to knock out your audiences with laughter! As a matter of fact...

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This guide works in tandem with the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide to really help you add laughter power to your speeches and presentations!

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"Comedy Secrets For Speakers Series
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• How to develop timeless comedy and humor
• How to make your audience feel "superior"
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"Comedy Secrets For Speakers Series
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I love this little gem...
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This guide will show you step-by-step how to use transition lines to set yourself up to tell ANY appropriate joke during virtually ANY speech or presentation!

Used in conjunction with Anytime Anywhere Jokes and the Street Jokes Secrets guide, you can easily transform your speech or presentation into a super fun event!

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"Stand-up Comedy Myths Shattered!"

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"The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time"

with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret.

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"The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection"

Over 500 mean and nasty Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook...

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

You get the idea :-)

Special FREE Bonus #20

"The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection"

Almost 200 Q & A jokes directed at one of the few minorities left we can make fun of without getting sued, arrested or beheaded... blondes.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A: So, do you guys all play for the Lakers?

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

Q: What's black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician

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1. The World's Largest Collection of Dirty Limericks
2. The Politically Incorrect Ethnic Joke Book
3. The Big Book of Irish Jokes
4. The Six volume Online Joke Book Collection
5. Get Paid to Make People Laugh
6. Seven Secrets of Comedy Writers and Comedians
7. Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor
8. The Fun Factor: 10 Ways You Can Be Happier... Right Now!
9. The World's Largest & Most Pointless Collection of Sexual Euphemisms
10. Joke Selection Secrets
11. Delivery & Timing Secrets
12. Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes
13. 7 Essential Comedy Secrets
14. Adding Comedy To Speeches
15. Delivery & Presentation Secrets
16. Transition Line Secrets
17. Stand-up Comedy Myths Shattered
18. The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time
19. The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection
20. The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection

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"101 Practical Jokes"
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"The Best of Late Night TV Jokes"

All the best monologue  jokes from TV's Late Night kings of comedy - updated daily. You get the latest jokes from Leno, Letterman, & Conan... WITHOUT having to stay up late.

Some typical jokes include:

Leno:

• According to a survey by the American Medical Association, 74% of female college students say they use drinking as an excuse for wild sexual behavior. And 100% of college men say that’s an acceptable excuse.
   
• The population of the United States is now at 300 million. You can tell who the new people are too, they're the ones that aren't fat yet!
   

Letterman:

• New York City is upgrading the subway system. Today all the rats were being clipped and groomed.
   
• A big celebrity birthday today. Dick Clark! He’s been on air for a long time. I believe his first show was "Colonial Bandstand”.
   

Conan:

• United Airlines has announced they are moving their headquarters from Chicago to another city. The good news is that they are leaving from O’Hare so their departure won’t happen for another six years.
   
• Another medical study has found that clowns in an operating room are beneficial to recovery of young patients. The reason is that kids think, "Wow, at least I’m not him.”

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WARNING: Many of these jokes are for ADULTS ONLY.  If you are under 18 or you are offended by the occasional  sex joke or off-color language.... this is not for you.  You have been warned :-)

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Since the ebooks* are electronically downloaded, rather than physically shipped, there will be NO DELAY in your receiving access and no shipping charges to pay. Your copy of That's Comedy! Joke Book  and all the bonus ebooks can be downloaded immediately

*An ebook is an electronic book (pdf) which you can immediately read on your computer. No waiting for anything to be shipped to you. You can adjust the type size to make it as pleasant to read as possible. You can also print a copy from your own computer.

Have a great day.

Dean

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