Secret Bonus Page for
Steves' readers only!

(Please don't pass out the link to this secret page)

A big welcome to all of Steve Roye's Killerstandup.com and TopComedySecrets.com readers and to anyone else he snuck into the party..
 
My name is Dean Rackley and I'm the publisher of 'That's Comedy!'

I've known Steve for about five years now, he was one of the guys who helped me out when I first got started with my joke list.
 
When Steve first spoke with me about setting up something special for you guys I thought it sounded like a great idea.

Little did I know what a pain in the ass he can be! :-)
 
I came up with several great bonuses to give you. Steve took one look at the package and said... "Not enough..."
 
So I added some more cool stuff, showed Steve and he said, "Still not enough."
 
The bastard practically twisted my arm until I coughed up everything I possibly could for for this special collection. He even convinced me to throw in an ebook that I normally sell for $20.00

So then I turned the tables on him and convinced Steve to add some of his own best stuff to the package.
 
The collection of special bonuses you'll read about below isn't available anywhere else, in fact it's not even available to my own readers!
 
BUT, the one concession I insisted on was that this offer could only be available for 48 hours. I don't want to risk this page being discovered and passed around to just anyone.

So take a few minutes to read about this fantastic collection of comedy bonuses and find out how to download your copy...

(Please don't pass out the link to this secret page)

Special Bonus  #1

"The Best of Late Night TV Jokes"

Learn from the masters... well, from their writers.

All the best monologue  jokes from TV's Late Night kings of comedy - updated daily. You get the latest jokes from Leno, Letterman, Conan, Ferguson & Kimmel... WITHOUT having to stay up late.

Some recent jokes include:

Leno:

• The latest in cosmetic surgery is something called spectrum adjustable breast implants. They are saline breast implants you can adjust after surgery to make them larger or smaller. For example, you can enlarge them when you’re going out for a night on the town. And then you make them smaller when you want a man to actually listen to what you’re saying.
   
• "Spiderman 3” made $382 million worldwide over the weekend. But then again, so did the guy who owns a Texaco station near my house.

Letterman:

• Vice President Dick Cheney is on a tour of the Middle East. He’s very popular over there; he’s known as "Lawrence of arrhythmia.”
   
• It’s a beautiful day, or as Al Gore calls it, "The last gasp of a dying planet.

Conan:

• Earlier this week, President Bush hosted a state dinner in Queen Elizabeth’s honor. The guests included Trent Lott, Elisabeth Hasselbeck from "The View,” and the winning jockey from the Kentucky Derby. Which explains why the queen was overheard saying, "This party bites the big one.”
   
• Kind of an odd story: Last night, the Milwaukee Brewers offered all fans, who attended the game, a free rectal exam. To makes things worse, it was also free bat night.

PLUS... you'll have free access to the entire archive of Late Night monologue jokes going all the way back to 1998

Learn from the best gag writers in the business

The Joke Master Series

The Joke Master Series was specifically designed by professional comedian and author Steve Roye to show both the average person and professionals alike how to improve their joke telling abilities to the maximum extent possible.

Special FREE Bonus #2

"The Joke Master Series Volume 1:
Joke Selection Secrets"

In this guide you will discover the secrets for:

• Selecting the funniest jokes to tell that you read -- even if they don't make you laugh loud
• Joke punch line secrets nobody knows
• Step-by-step joke selection like a pro
• And more!

The chances are great that you could be missing the funniest jokes to tell without the joke selection secrets provided in this guide!

Special FREE Bonus #3

"The Joke Master Series Volume 2:
Delivery & Timing Secrets"

Have you ever told a joke and had the people just stare at you?  Would you like to increase the laughter response you get when you do tell a joke?

Delivery & Timing Secrets gives you all the secrets you need to tell and deliver jokes for maximum laughter impact! Such as...

• The #1 most important aspect of joke delivery and to make it work for you
• When to pause for virtually any joke you tell for maximum laughter response
• Preparation techniques used by the pros
• And more!

Special FREE Bonus #4

"The Joke Master Series Volume 3:
Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes"

You have one shot to tell a joke, get it right and get the laughs you deserve from telling that joke.

If you can simply avoid some of the most common mistakes when you tell a joke, you will AUTOMATICALLY increase the amount of laughter you will get when you tell a joke.

Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes details the most critical joke telling mistakes that people usually make when they tell a joke and it flops.

Your jokes won't flop if you know the mistakes to avoid!

Comedy Secrets For Speakers Series

The Comedy Secrets For Speakers Series by Steve Roye is specifically designed for speaking professionals and presenters. This series capitalizes on the foundational work in the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide as it applies to speaking publicly and adding comedy, humor and jokes to speeches and presentations..

Special FREE Bonus #5

"Comedy Secrets For Speakers Volume 1:
 7 Essential Comedy Secrets"

If you are a speaker or presenter (or you want to be), the 7 Essential Comedy Secrets is a must have reference for you!


You don't have to become a professional comedian in order to knock out your audiences with laughter! As a matter of fact...

You don't have to become a great joke writer either.

This guide gives you the 7 essential secrets you must know now in order to be able to deliver a memorable and funny speech or presentation!

Special FREE Bonus #6

"Comedy Secrets For Speakers Volume 2:
 Adding Comedy To Speeches"

You can easily add original comedy and humor to any speech or presentation using the methods described in Adding Comedy To Speeches guide.

And...it's not hard at all, especially if you use some of the other guides in this package, like How To Turn Strange News Stories Into Killer Comedy Material.

This guide works in tandem with the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide to really help you add laughter power to your speeches and presentations!

Special FREE Bonus #7

"Comedy Secrets For Speakers Volume 3:
 Delivery & Presentation Secrets"

The Delivery & Presentation Secrets guide is
chock full of methods and techniques that will show you:
 

• Presentation and delivery styles, along with advantages and disadvantages of each
• How to develop timeless comedy and humor
• How to make your audience feel "superior"
• Advantages you have over comedians when it comes to getting laughs
• And more!

There is one secret in this guide that you absolutely don't want to miss when it comes to delivering any speech or presentation for big laughs!

Special FREE Bonus #8

"Comedy Secrets For Speakers Volume 4:
 Transition Line Secrets"

I love this little gem...
If you have ever wanted to tell a street joke during a speech or presentation but didn't know how, you have got to get your hands on Transition Line Secrets.

This guide will show you step-by-step how to use transition lines to set yourself up to tell ANY appropriate joke during virtually ANY speech or presentation!

Used in conjunction with Anytime Anywhere Jokes and the Street Jokes Secrets guide, you can easily transform your speech or presentation into a super fun event!

Special FREE Bonus #9

"Stand-up Comedy Myths Shattered!"

Are you funny enough to be a stand-up comedian? If so, don't make a move until you have read 5 Stand-up Comedy Myths Shattered!

You will quickly discover that many of the perceptions that most people have about stand-up comedy are wrong -- dead wrong!

If you are a funny person in everyday life and want to try your hand at stand-up comedy, this ebook can keep you from wasting tons of time on myths and perceptions that are simply not true and can keep you from realizing your full comedy potential!

Special Bonus #10

"Get Paid to Make People Laugh"
(without being a comedian or a clown)... by John Cantu

Imagine getting paid to make people laugh... even if you can't tell a joke. It's perhaps the most fun way to earn an extra $700 to $7,000 a month ever created. And, you can do it part time -- at your convenience -- or full time. It's completely up to you. How?

Humor coach and former owner of the legendary San Francisco comedy club, the Holy City Zoo,  John Cantu was interviewed to uncover the never-before-revealed -- and fail-safe -- approaches he has used with his clients over the past 30 years.

This ebook is packed with practical, easy-to-implement, and often surprising information. For example, it makes absolutely no difference how young, old, tall, short, funny, attractive, educated or shy you may be. And, no specialized skills are required. You don't even need to be good at telling jokes.

Cantu says: "If you are able to talk to other people, you can succeed at earning money with humor!"

Best of all, Cantu shows you exactly how in this entertaining and to-the-point ebook. It is filled with ingenious, easy to use, no-fail ideas, techniques and methods... guaranteed to work for you.

I sell this book separately for $20, but for today only... it's a freebie.

Special Bonus #11

 "Seven Secrets Comedy Writers and Comedians Use to Create Humor"

Every profession has its own closely guarded tips and techniques for success. And  this step by step report, reveals seven of those humor tips and techniques that professional "funny folk" use to make you laugh out loud.

Special Bonus #12

"Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor"

There are over two dozen ways you can get paid for making people laugh without having to deliver snappy one-liners or take a pie in the face. You can write it or you can talk it. This concise report gives you that extra edge you've been looking for to make people laugh.

Special Bonus #13

"The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time"

with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret.

Special Bonus #14

"The Fun Factor: 10 Ways You Can Be Happier... Right Now!"
by Clifford Kuhn

From the Introduction by comedy legend Jerry Lewis...

"You’re in for an unusual treat, a treat that is only exceeded by the treat I’m getting writing the foreword to this wonderful book by my friend, Cliff Kuhn. When I received the manuscript I couldn’t wait to read it, and read it I did, twice. And I’m proud to be a small part of what I believe is one of the best “how to” books I have ever read. The “how to” aspect comes from one of the most prolific men of medicine I have ever known. As well as being an expert about laughter and the healing power it can bring, Cliff Kuhn brings us into the broader world of humor that has been either verboten or laid back so far that no one has recognized it. It needed someone like Cliff to breathe some air into it for all to see and understand."

Special FREE Bonus #15

The Big Book of Irish Jokes.

Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".

Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".

-----   -----   -----

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".

The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."

So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"

And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."

The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that.

The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"

The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."

The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
 

This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you'll find anywhere. You'll laugh so hard you'll blow Guinness out your nose.

Special FREE Bonus #16

"The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection"

Over 500 Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook...

Yo mama's so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

You get the idea :-)

Special FREE Bonus #17

"The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection"

Almost 200 Q & A jokes directed at one of the few minorities left we can make fun of without getting sued, arrested or beheaded... blondes.

Yes we love 'em, but we love making fun of 'em too.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What's black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician

Special FREE Bonus #18

"The Online Joke Book Collection: A Collection Of On-Line Jokes And Stories Collected From Friends And Unknown Web Travelers" by Edward Goss

This collection includes Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of the Online Joke Book. That's over 250 pages of jokes and miscellaneous humor. If you can't find something funny in here, then you'd better check you have a pulse.

For today only...

... you can get all 18 Free Bonuses:

1. The Best of Late Night TV Jokes
2. Joke Selection Secrets
3. Delivery & Timing Secrets
4. Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes
5. 7 Essential Comedy Secrets
6. Adding Comedy To Speeches
7. Delivery & Presentation Secrets
8. Transition Line Secrets
9. Stand-up Comedy Myths Shattered
10. Get Paid to Make People Laugh
11. Seven Secrets of Comedy Writers and Comedians
12. Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor
13. The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time
14. The Fun Factor: 10 Ways You Can Be Happier... Right Now!
15. The Big Book of Irish Jokes
16. The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection
17. The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection
18. The Six volume Online Joke Book Collection

...When you order a copy of my
best selling ebook:
"That's Comedy! Joke Book"

It's 340 pages of sidesplitting, pants-wetting humor for less than $20

Don't just take my word for it. Read these unsolicited
comments from some happy customers...

 Plus...

act today and you'll also get two more free bonuses:

Special FREE Bonus #19

"101 Practical Jokes"
You'll be able to 'Punk' your friends after reading this outrageous collection of practical jokes, dirty tricks and goofy stunts.

Special FREE Bonus #20

"Gag Gift Recipes"
From "Snowman Poop" to "The Hillbilly Flashlight" and everything in between - you'll find a ton of fun ideas for gag gifts to make for your friends (and enemies)

I haven't bothered to count exactly how many, but there are hundreds and hundreds of pages and thousands of jokes in this special package for just a single payment of under $20

BUT REMEMBER:

These special bonuses are only available today

To order my 340 page Joke Book for Just $19.97 and receive
this massive bonus collection for free,  you need to click
on this special order button right now.

Delivery is entirely via the internet at ZERO cost.
Since the ebooks* are electronically downloaded, rather than physically shipped, there will be NO DELAY in your receiving access and no shipping charges to pay. Your copy of That's Comedy! Joke Book  and all the bonus ebooks can be downloaded immediately

*An ebook is an electronic book (pdf) which you can immediately read on your computer. No waiting for anything to be shipped to you. You can adjust the type size to make it as pleasant to read as possible. You can also print a copy from your own computer.

Have a great day.

Dean

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