Secret Bonus Page for
Curly David's
readers only!

(Please don't pass out the link to this secret page)

A big welcome to all of Curly David's readers and to anyone else he snuck into the party.
 
My name is Dean Rackley and I'm the publisher of a joke of the day newsletter called 'That's Comedy!' and also a very popular Joke e-book called 'That's Comedy! Joke Book' (crappy title, great book)

I've known Curly David for a quite a few years now, he's one of the people who inspired me to start up my own joke list back in 1999.
 
So when he contacted me about setting up something special for you guys I thought it sounded like a great idea.

Little did I know what a pain in the ass he can be sometimes! :-)
 
I came up with several great bonuses to give you.  He took one look at the package and said... "Not enough..."
 
So I added some more cool stuff, showed David and he said, "Still not enough."
 
He practically twisted my arm until I coughed up everything I possibly could for for this special collection. He even convinced me to throw in an ebook that I normally sell alone for $20.00 on my own website.
 
The collection of special bonuses you'll read about below isn't available anywhere else, in fact it's not even available to my own readers!
 
BUT, the one concession I insisted on was that this offer could only be available to Curly David's readers. I don't want to risk this page being discovered and passed around to just anyone. I also reserve the right to take down this offer without notice.

So take a few minutes to read about this fantastic collection of comedy bonuses and find out how to download your copy...

Special FREE Bonus #1

The World's Largest Collection of Dirty Limericks

Over one thousand of the funniest, dirtiest limericks around all compiled into one hilarious ebook.

Limericks are silly and lewd,
And sometimes, incredibly crude,
So, if you're uptight,
Be advised that you might,
Be offended if you are a prude.

There once was a man from Kent,
With a penis so long that it bent,
It was so much trouble,
That he folded it double,
And instead of coming, he went.

A kinky young girl from Bordeaux,
Fell in love with a dashing young beau.
To increase his regard,
She would squat in his yard,
And pee "I Love You" in the snow.

... and about 1,070 more. You won't find a bigger or funnier collection of limericks anywhere at any price. Today - it's free.

Special FREE Bonus #2

"Office BS" by Kevin & Patti King

You've seen them.... Those handouts at work of funny sayings, jokes, stories that made you laugh so hard you ran to the copy machine to share with others. Most of the time your original had been copied so many times that it was no longer clear. The type was broken up from repeated copying or worse, faxing. Now you can enjoy giving away first generation clean copies to all your friends.

There's over 140 Funnies in this collection divided into categories such as , Business, Computer, Education, Food, Legal, Political, Religious and of course... sex.

NOTE: Office BS is the only bonus on this page that is Windows only. Everything else will work on both Windows AND Mac.

Special FREE Bonus #3

"The Politically Incorrect Ethnic Joke Book" by Gerry Manners

Gerry Manners is a kangaroo-humping Aussie who has put together a huge collection of offensive, politically incorrect ethnic jokes (hence the title )

Here's what Gerry has to say:

"Some of the jokes within this collection may be deemed to be offensive to some people. However, it should be recognised that most jokes, if not all jokes, would be deemed to be offensive to some people. Let's face it, just about every joke ever told contains something offensive that will get right up the nose of some nit-picking little bureaucratic git sitting in a stuffy office with nothing better to do than spoil everybody else's fun. Just because jokes offend some people is no case for censorship. Humour, of all varieties, exists for those who enjoy it. Wowsers and those who are "politically correct" should come to terms with this."

Special FREE Bonus #4

"The World's Largest & Most Pointless Collection of Sexual Euphemisms"

A euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.

So instead of saying Penis, why not say Beef Bayonet or Goo Pipe?

Why say Vagina when you can say Sausage Wallet or Axe wound?

Burping the worm, Dishonorable discharge, and Tussle with your muscle all sound like fun. Or how about Digging for clam or Tiptoe through the twolips.

Fun Bags, Flesh Melons, Pointer sisters... need I go on?

This collection has hundreds and hundreds of euphemisms for men's bits, women's bits, playing with bits, connecting bits and more. All arranged alphabetically.

Special FREE Bonus #5

The Big Book of Irish Jokes.

Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".

Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".

-----

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".

The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."

So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"

And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."

The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that.

The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"

The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."

The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
 

This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you'll find anywhere. You'll laugh so hard you'll blow Guinness out your nose.

Special FREE Bonus #6

"The Online Joke Book Collection: A Collection Of On-Line Jokes And Stories Collected From Friends And Unknown Web Travelers" by Edward Goss

This collection includes Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of the Online Joke Book. That's over 250 pages of jokes and miscellaneous humor. If you can't find something funny in here, then you'd better check you have a pulse.

Special FREE Bonus #7

"Get Paid to Make People Laugh"
(without being a comedian or a clown)... by John Cantu

Imagine getting paid to make people laugh... even if you can't tell a joke. It's perhaps the most fun way to earn an extra $700 to $7,000 a month ever created. And, you can do it part time -- at your convenience -- or full time. It's completely up to you. How?

Humor coach and former owner of the legendary San Francisco comedy club, the Holy City Zoo,  John Cantu was interviewed to uncover the never-before-revealed -- and fail-safe -- approaches he has used with his clients over the past 30 years.

This ebook is packed with practical, easy-to-implement, and often surprising information. For example, it makes absolutely no difference how young, old, tall, short, funny, attractive, educated or shy you may be. And, no specialized skills are required. You don't even need to be good at telling jokes.

Cantu says: "If you are able to talk to other people, you can succeed at earning money with humor!"

Best of all, Cantu shows you exactly how in this entertaining and to-the-point ebook. It is filled with ingenious, easy to use, no-fail ideas, techniques and methods... guaranteed to work for you.

I sell this book separately for $20, but for today only... it's a freebie.

Special FREE Bonus #8

 "Seven Secrets Comedy Writers and Comedians Use to Create Humor"

Every profession has its own closely guarded tips and techniques for success. And  this step by step report, reveals seven of those humor tips and techniques that professional "funny folk" use to make you laugh out loud.

Special FREE Bonus #9

"Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor"

There are over two dozen ways you can get paid for making people laugh without having to deliver snappy one-liners or take a pie in the face. You can write it or you can talk it. This concise report gives you that extra edge you've been looking for to make people laugh.

Special FREE Bonus #10

"The Fun Factor: 10 Ways You Can Be Happier... Right Now!"
by Clifford Kuhn

From the Introduction by comedy legend Jerry Lewis...

"You’re in for an unusual treat, a treat that is only exceeded by the treat I’m getting writing the foreword to this wonderful book by my friend, Cliff Kuhn. When I received the manuscript I couldn’t wait to read it, and read it I did, twice. And I’m proud to be a small part of what I believe is one of the best “how to” books I have ever read. The “how to” aspect comes from one of the most prolific men of medicine I have ever known. As well as being an expert about laughter and the healing power it can bring, Cliff Kuhn brings us into the broader world of humor that has been either verboten or laid back so far that no one has recognized it. It needed someone like Cliff to breathe some air into it for all to see and understand."

Special FREE Bonus #11

"The Joke File"

This special ebook was compiled by professional comedian and author Steve Roye. The Joke File contains over 100 hand-picked, specially selected jokes for use by corporate comedians and speaking professionals for getting the big laughs from audiences at any event or social function!

Special FREE Bonus #12

"Street Joke Secrets For Professional Comedians"

A concise, yet powerful ebook that reveals the secrets and the step-by-step methods for selecting and editing common street jokes using the methods detailed in the Killer Stand-up Comedy System. This information is a MUST for any comedian or professional speaker working in the higher paying markets today!

Special FREE Bonus #13

"The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time"

with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret.

Special FREE Bonus #14

"The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection"

Over 500 mean and nasty Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook...

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

You get the idea :-)

Special FREE Bonus #15

"The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection"

Almost 200 Q & A jokes directed at one of the few minorities left we can make fun of without getting sued, arrested or beheaded... blondes.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A: So, do you guys all play for the Lakers?

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

Q: What's black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician

For today only

as the result of a severe arm-twisting inflicted on me by
Curly David, you can get all 15 bonuses:

1. The World's Largest Collection of Dirty Limericks
2. Office BS
3. The Politically Incorrect Ethnic Joke Book
4. The World's Largest & Most Pointless Collection of Sexual Euphemisms
5. The Big Book of Irish Jokes
6. The Six volume Online Joke Book Collection
7. Get Paid to Make People Laugh
8. Seven Secrets of Comedy Writers and Comedians
9. Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor
10. The Fun Factor: 10 Ways You Can Be Happier... Right Now!
11. The Joke File
12. Street Joke Secrets For Professional Comedians
13. The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time
14. The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection
15. The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection

...When you order a copy of my best selling ebook:
"That's Comedy! Joke Book"

It's 460 pages of sidesplitting, pants-wetting humor for less than $20

Plus you'll also get two more free bonuses :

Special FREE Bonus #16

"101 Practical Jokes"
You'll be able to 'Punk' your friends after reading this outrageous collection of practical jokes, dirty tricks and goofy stunts.

Special FREE Bonus #17

"Gag Gift Recipes"
From "Snowman Poop" to "The Hillbilly Flashlight" and everything in between - you'll find a ton of fun ideas for gag gifts to make for your friends (and enemies)

I haven't bothered to count exactly how many, but there's hundreds and hundreds of pages and thousands of jokes in this special package for just a single payment of under $20

But Wait...

... since you've read this far, I'm going to throw in one more  bonus to truly make this offer Super Special - (even Curly David doesn't know about this one)

Special Bonus  #18

"The Best of Late Night TV Jokes"

All the best monologue  jokes from TV's Late Night kings of comedy - updated daily. You get the latest jokes from Leno, Letterman, & Conan... WITHOUT having to stay up late.

Some recent jokes include:

Leno:

• According to a survey by the American Medical Association, 74% of female college students say they use drinking as an excuse for wild sexual behavior. And 100% of college men say that’s an acceptable excuse.
   
• Liquids can now be carried on flights again. However the liquids must be bought in airport gift shops. You know who thought of this? The airport gift shops.
   

Letterman:

• It’s ventriloquist week here on the "Late Show”. I’m excited. Even my mom has switched from watching Leno this week.
   
• There are two sides in Iraq right now fighting. The side that hates us and the side that really hates us.
   

Conan:

• Saddam Hussein has called his trial in Baghdad a comedy. NBC later called Saddam and asked him what he was doing on Thursday nights.
   
• Another medical study has found that clowns in an operating room are beneficial to recovery of young patients. The reason is that kids think, "Wow, at least I’m not him.”

PLUS... you'll have free access to the entire archive of Late Night monologue jokes going all the way back to 1998

BUT REMEMBER:

These special bonuses are only available
for a very short time

To order my Joke Book for under $20 and receive this massive
bonus collection for free,  you need to click on this
special order button right now.

Delivery is entirely via the internet at ZERO cost.
Since the ebooks* are electronically downloaded, rather than physically shipped, there will be NO DELAY in your receiving access and no shipping charges to pay. Your copy of That's Comedy! Joke Book  and all the bonus ebooks can be downloaded immediately

*An ebook is an electronic book (pdf) which you can immediately read on your computer. No waiting for anything to be shipped to you. You can adjust the type size to make it as pleasant to read as possible. You can also print a copy from your own computer.

Have a great day.

Dean and Curly David

Copyright 2006 Horizon Enterprises
PO Box 25, Kincardine,
Ontario, Canada
email: dean @ ThatsComedy.com